i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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