i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I believe in your delicious
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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