i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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