Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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