She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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