I like to think it a success when the cops are called
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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