They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
vagina is talking i cant
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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