If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
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Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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