I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The Olympian is in my bed
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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