Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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