I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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