Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
The air taste purple.
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