she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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