If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
