either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she smelled like a LAN party
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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