do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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