Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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