Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize