gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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