So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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