Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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