where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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