I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
smell my finger.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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