thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize
