and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just had sex on a roof
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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