So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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