why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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