I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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