First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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