Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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