Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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