Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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