Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just found a bag of teeth...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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