Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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