alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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