How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
They have beer where we have blood.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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