tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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