Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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