Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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