you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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