Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize