Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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