whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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