no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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