I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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