So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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