South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Congratulations! We have a period
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