ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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