Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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