I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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