Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
there's paper in my vomit.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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