Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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