He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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