Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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