garbage
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you win
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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