There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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